1. My Sign is rising.
2. You complete my circle.
3. Do you want to touch my crystal? It’s charged! ( Someone really said this to my ex-fiance )
4. Wait, I know what to do, I’m a Gardnerian. (I mean no offense by this, it’s just a stranger actually said this to me in ritual as they attempted to climb on top of me!)
5. Do you want a five fold kiss?
6. Did we mate in a past life?
7. Want to come see my crystal balls?
8. Is that a maypole/Legba’s cane/ a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
9. Is this bonfire hot, or is it you?
10. You must be a magick broom, because you are sweeping me off my feet.
11. Can I stick my Mars in Your Venus?
I hope you enjoyed these. I have had a running list going in my head for the past two decades. I’m genuinely laughing even as I’m editing. Please share and leave the wild and wonderful best of your favorites in the comments below. And if you like what you’ve seen remember to subscribe to my RSS feed so you don’t miss anything, I’m this funny almost everyday. As the picture says Hump Ahead people, and have a Happy Valentine’s Day!
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