When Honesty Isn’t the Best Policy

This conversation occurred today. It’s a good thing I got 10 hours of sleep last night, or I probably wouldn’t have been laughing so hard. 

Sienna: Mom, are you going to have a baby today?

Me: No! (hahahaha) If I were going to have a baby, my tummy would have to get really big with a baby inside it first. Does my tummy look like I’m going to have a baby?

Sienna: Yes.

Me: Sienna! (hahahaha) It does not.

Sienna: Well, your bottom is as big as a baby.

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(I think I’ll skip my hot chocolate tonight.)

In case the above story did not make you laugh as hard as it made me laugh, here’s something really funny, from the great Bill Cosby. Enjoy!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15778596300503008018 J M Yaceczko

    Right after I had Sarah, Stan asked me if there was another baby still in my belly…(right after being…a few months)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07808091849367216425 Mary

    hahaha that is hilarious!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06628206579067878095 Sarah

    Haha that's hilarious, and so is Bill Cosby. "Chocolate cake for breakfast" was a running joke in my family whenever Dad cooked on Sunday mornings.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06164970035946546827 Mary Poppins NOT

    Ha, that was funny. When my 6 year old found out I was expecting the baby I am carrying now (and I looked no different since I had the LAST baby), she said, "Good, now you'll get thinner." As if.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11889780681891693861 Sarah

    hi-larious. I LOVE the Cosby Show. It's awesome. Also, I am still wearing maternity jeans because they're about the only pants I own that don't give me muffin top.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05014351173194941624 Sally Thomas

    My kids still ask me that question, and I went through menopause two years ago. That pilates class I wasn't really meaning to take . . . I didn't take it, obviously. And I love that Bill Cosby routine. Milk, eggs, and the morning music!