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Dinesh D’Souza’s God’s Not Dead 3 — “God’s Not Dead’s” Not Dead

This may require Harold Cronk to get into a producing role, because the only man for this story is the number one conservative documentary director of all time: Dinesh D’Souza. We break from form for a documentary that blows the lid off of “God’s Not Dead 2’s” box office failure to reveal the horrifying truth: the film was actually a masterpiece that would have been an Oscar contender had Secular Liberals ™ not buried it. D’Souza interviews Kirk Cameron, whose own “Saving Christmas” is ranked as one of the worst films on the Internet Movie Database, despite being an award-winner and a holiday tradition for many of Cameron’s family members. Cameron details to investigative reporting blogger Trisha LaFache (who played blogger Amy Ryan in “God’s Not Dead 1” and Part Deux) how Liberal Critics, committed to silencing Christianity purposefully, tore his film down, praising godless fare like “Noah” and “Calvary” instead. D’Souza, with his typically flawless reporting, uncovers the truth about “God’s Not Dead”: the Liberals instigated a smear campaign against the film, convincing critics to judge it on acting, writing and its technical merits instead of the fact that it’s about God [note: don’t worry about requesting a way for D’Souza to tie this into Obama and Hillary. He will.] David A.R. White recounts a “Twilight Zone”-esque tale about reading a scathing review before hearing from an old lady at church that she “really liked what the film had to say.” He also wonders how, if the film is so bad, he still keeps getting work in every Pureflix film.  D’Souza exposes “Christian” critics, wondering how they can call themselves Christians if they dislike films about Jesus. He wonders if the liberals have infiltrated American culture to such an extent that audiences would rather go see “Batman v. Superman,” “Zootopia” and “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” instead of a movie in which Sabrina the Teenage Which is put on trial in front of Winston from the Ghostbusters. Matt Walsh yells about something. Alan Jackson and the Newsboys team up for a stirring patriotic version of “God’s Not Dead…in America.”