Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eleven

It’s Sunday, which means it’s time once again to amuse readers and rescue desperate preachers with some less-than-perfect church signage.

Is it me, or does this sound a lot like a bad line a guy would use in a nightclub?

Notice they don't say the result you want, but yes, SOMETHING will happen, guaranteed.

Ahh wordplay.

I have no idea what this means. And who could read all of this while driving?

Wonder what this week's sermon topic is? Bet it's all warm and fuzzy.

Exclusive, fear-based messages always go down easier with a smiley face.

Way to close that faith divide, folks.

Bad theology; funny sign.

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