Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

""Mission accomplished" is a ;loaded phrase in our place and time. It is an apt ..."

Ascension Day and the Sacraments
"Immediately following the visible Ascension, the Disciples returned to Jerusalem with great joy. How strange. ..."

Ascension Day and the Sacraments
"I love the smell of theological controversy in the morning.Just kidding!I am preaching at the ..."

Ascension Day and the Sacraments
"How am I mischaracterizing the debate?"

Ascension Day and the Sacraments

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