Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"Of course tent-making can be the form that our surrender takes. But Paul was called ..."

Choosing Between Vocations
"I think Paul is coherent. He’s speaking of freedom that many understand. When you’re self-employed, ..."

Choosing Between Vocations
"Yeah, I think I get this. I'm just not certain it's coherent. Whenever we serve ..."

Choosing Between Vocations
"It is not clear to me why tent-making can't be "giving up our lives, our ..."

Choosing Between Vocations

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