Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"Mathematical constructions are not subject to the same kinds of limitations as physical objects."

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"Not communism. Statist, corporatist fascism as SKP suggests is the underlying model described."

OpenAI’s Proposed “Industrial Policy”
"Isn't Murphy's Law proof that zero vulnerabilities is a mirage."

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OpenAI’s Proposed “Industrial Policy”

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