Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"And, yes, our "ceasefire" is more marketing of Trump steaks: From Dispatch media on May ..."

Monday Miscellany, 5/11/26
"One of Trump's louder and more repeated "America First" promises was not getting the US ..."

Monday Miscellany, 5/11/26
"... relatedly, the airing of grievances is the most important practice of Festivus."

The Impact of St. Augustine
"I thought the most important step was step 9?!?! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1IiYZBdc9A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-9BaikNib0"

The Impact of St. Augustine

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