Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteenโ€™s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.ย  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteenโ€™s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"Well, that's one word for it."

Monday Miscellany, 6/1/26
"Regarding the Iranian war, or any war, at issue ought not be merely economic concerns. ..."

Monday Miscellany, 6/1/26
"I'm glad that minority rights are still regarded by both the general public and those ..."

Monday Miscellany, 6/1/26
"It occurs to me that during most of human history, people were born into a ..."

A Third of Americans Are Having ..."

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