Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"I think I knew all that. I still think that the injunction to love our ..."

Barfield, Bible Study, & a Text ..."
"I am really not sure what you are saying in this comment, but I think ..."

Barfield, Bible Study, & a Text ..."
"The dominant contemporary myth that dots our American brains is that of Slavery, slavery with ..."

Barfield, Bible Study, & a Text ..."
"I never think that anything I do is the "smart play." I just never stop ..."

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