The Bible is a rulebook spelling out exactly what you need to believe and think about everything. Being a Christian automatically makes you the moral superior of anyone who’s not a Christian. Being gay, bisexual, or transgender is an offense to God. It’s okay to let your pastor tell you how to vote. Only men are suited to be the head of home and church. God wants wives to submit to their husbands. God is a man. Purity Balls are a good idea. It’s a woman’s responsibility to make sure that men don’t lust after her. Divorce is a sin. The earth was created six to ten thousand years ago. Hell is an actual location that exists in real space and time, where everyone who dies a non-Christian is sentenced by God to spend eternity burning alive.
Boy. If only this were funny.
I’m the author of UNFAIR: Christians and the LGBT Question: