(Editor’s note: The following is tongue-in-cheek, aka Jon Stewart news style)
I just learned that Bishop Eddie Long has banned Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-Wide? ’cause I need more room for my plasma TV. Zondervan. 2010
Several of my friends wrote to say that’s like a Badge of Honor. I don’t know how that works when 25,000 people are basically forbidden from buying your book.
I wasn’t present but what I’ve heard is that Bishop Long told his people that he wants them to strive for better — he wants them to own triple-wides.
You’d think Bishop Long would have other things to worry about than banning my book. But I guess he was upset about that post I wrote about him being guilty and all.