You’d think by now I’d be accustomed to the way that consumers can corrupt Christianity but then, again, I’ve always been a slow-learner.
For $32 bucks and shipping charges you can have one of these nifty Jesus toasters.
Or if Mother Mary is more to your taste, you can get one of those too.
There’s even a Pot-toaster for the more pagan-types on your shopping list.
Or for the more politically-minded there’s one that leaves an impression of Obama.
But Jesus is by far the most popular.
Good to know the Jesus brand still carries monetary clout, isn’t it?