Crisis in Foodieland!

The latest is an uproar over Subway “footlong” sandwiches that aren’t a foot long.

A reader comments:

Ha! That’s nothing. I went to grocery store and found a package of “hot dogs” which was neither hot nor dog!

I think this is what is known as a “First World Problem”.

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  • An Aaron, not the Aaron

    Wrap both hands around sandwich. Gently, but firmly, squeeze. Problem solved. Sheesh.

  • ds

    Many women were not surprised to find it was not the promised 12 inches. Most were guessing it would be even shorter. One anonymous woman commented: “I don’t enjoy this kind of length deception, but you just become resigned to it after a while.”