Do they make a Hallmark card celebrating decapitation…

… No? Then shut the hell up with your roses and chocolates and crap.

Source: Catholic Memes

Now go mortify or starve yourself or something. It’s Lent. Or embrace your inner slav and celebrate the feasts of Sts. Cyril and Methodius by drinking lots of vodka.

Other junk I’ve written about St. Valentine’s day…

Junk about skulls and martyrs.
Junk about women leaving men the hell alone today.
Junk about those stupid classroom Valentine’s kids are forced to bring and share.
Junk advising men what to do to avoid the dog house.

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  • Susan Windley-Daoust

    Oh that’s funny. Love the cartoon.

  • A.R. Danziger

    I make cards celebrating decapitation! Enjoy ;)

  • Babs5

    Around here V day is about sacrificial love, like cleaning the toilets or making that nasty dish my husband loves…though I do buy my kids donuts today, but then I have to deal w the sugar high.