Me: do I make sangria and is it OK to serve all that Miller Light Scott bought and doesn’t drink?
Colleague: I’m down with the sangria for sure. Miller Light eh? Scott, did Kappy’s have a sale or something? I say, “Bring it on!” There is that phrase after all, “Now it’s Miller time…”
Me: Scott bought all the Miller Lite to welcome his cousin to town—and they drank almost none of it, so we have something like 35 cans. At least I have something to boil the brats in!
Scott: First of all, it was a 30 pak. Second of all, don’t be calling our kids brats. And I certainly can’t condone you boiling our kids in Miller LIte.