Barefoot and Pregnant
The Ogre: “So, are you still ovulating?”
Me: ” ‘Still’? Babe, do you even know how ovulation works?”
The Ogre: “I know you guys shove an egg down a conveyor belt or something and I have to wait until it falls off the other end.”
Me: “Wow. No wonder it took us 10 years to get the hang of NFP.”
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