Conversations with the Ogre

Conversations with the Ogre August 2, 2015

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Me: “Liam Alexander, stop taking your penis out of your underwear and put on a pair of shorts!”

Liam: “But Mom, I didn’t take it out this time, it just camed out by itself!”

Me: *squick*

The Ogre: “See? Even at that age, they have a mind of their own.”

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