Barefoot and Pregnant
Charlotte: (clad in her hastily-assembled All Saint’s Day costume, composed of a Cinderella dress thinly disguised with a variety of scarves wound around her shoulders and head) “What do you think, Daddy? Do I look like St. Elizabeth of Hungary?”
The Ogre: “Actually, you look more like that creepy little girl in Dune.”
Charlotte: “Was she a saint?”
Err. Not exactly, no.
Happy Halloween! I’ll be back later to show you our awesome costumes, and the amazing shirt my amazing mother bought me.
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