Barefoot and Pregnant
The Ogre: “I read your post.”
Me: “What’d you think?”
The Ogre: “Sounds good. Maybe now my clothes will stop shrinking.”
Me: “I love you.”
The Ogre: “I know.”
The Ogre: “I read your post.”
Me: “What’d you think?”
The Ogre: “Sounds good. Maybe now my clothes will stop shrinking.”
Me: “I love you.”
The Ogre: “I know.”
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