How Baptists View Church History

This chart is purely for comedic value, but there are Baptists in certain circles who would actually affirm this, while some of us at least implicitly affirm it. And why wouldn’t we? Jesus was baptized (by immersion) by a Baptist. (I’m kidding. Please don’t send me to exile with the Pope and the Anglicans.)

While I’m not sure who created this chart, I saw it via Garrett Kell.