“EYEBALL IN MY MARTINI” UPDATE! Long-term fans know that although I am adept at teasing out the theological subtexts of the Cramps’ “Eyeball in My Martini,” I did not quite catch all the lyrics. I can now fill in the gaps.

I went to the Institute

And asked the doctor there

In the department of eyeballs

What’s this burden that I bear?

Emphasis added.