STOP ME BEFORE I KISS AGAIN: Last night I was thrown a candy heart that read, “FAX ME.” Now, that is pretty bad; but what I thought it actually said was the far, far better “FIX ME.”

This is one candy heart my world truly needs.

In other partygoing news, this exchange: “Yeah, I heard that [The Talented Mr. X-ley] was interviewing at that one publisher… what’s their name… Ragnarok?”
OMNES: “Regnery.”

Happy Valentine’s Day from the vast right-wing conspiracy.