“AND ANY MAGAZINE FEATURING THE SMITHS.” I can’t even tell you how much of this is one of the many master keys to the mystery that is me.

I did a book review of QUEER in high school. I helped put up posters saying, “YES I’M A DYKE AND I’M A BIG MEAN DYKE AND THAT’S MS. HOMOSEXUAL TO YOU.”

This is life as I know it.