Important Ice-Cream Update

Uh, putting a whole chocolate bar in your ice-cream soda is a bad idea, don’t do that. Libresco noted that she’d always just eaten ice cream + soda (as indicated by the name of the drink) and I tried that and it was great! I grew up on ice-cream sodas made by this amazing Jamaican ice cream parlor near home, where they would replace the chocolate syrup with hot fudge if you asked, and their ice-cream sodas always had this exotic tang, not quite cinnamon but cinnamon-adjacent… but you know, chocolate ice cream + club soda is also very good.

You may now return to your normal activities.