IN SEARCH OF LOST PANTS: Search requests bringing people to this ramshackle blog. In chronological order.

george washington fanfiction [Richard Brookhiser says, “Oh score, this one’s a ‘Desperate Housewives’ crossover!”]
How do people feel about bacon [Is OM NOM NOM NOM!!! a feeling?]
human stain pilsner urquell
funny definition of a conservative
tame gay
what position is a bat in when his fingers make a hat above his head
allan Bloom V for Vendetta
are a lot of teens lazy worthless and immoral
how to make a light saber from foam pool noodles
VOWS BIATCH
I want to help the needy but not my spouse
FISH OF FATE
last unicorn objectivism [“Men don’t always know when they’re happy.”]
judith martin miss manners cia training agents
liberation theology song irish catholic punk
ways to raise one’s social status
cayenne as treatment for homosexuality
that happened in the 20th century heidegger [from Tel Aviv]
which group of workers are looked after by the patron saints called dismas [“‘Tis no sin, Hal, to labor in one’s vocation.”]
zero mostel socrates plato
why do conservative men love goth girls [It’s the romance of decline.]
pictures of front porsche of old colonial momes [all azaleas and outgrabe]
bloom criticizes the mousetrap
slap tybalt with a fish
radio salmon [I actually wrote about this!… sort of]
which elephant trauma might be prevented
some random guy shanking people
funny anecdotes involving forklifts
ron weasley et ronald reagan