“UNDERGRADUATES ARE THE MOST SINCERE SHOPPERS THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.” Apparently my AmCon piece about Georgetown is now available to subscribers as a PDF here. I… uh… am not a subscriber, so I have exactly no idea what’s in this piece. Does it even contain the sentence in the title of this post? I don’t know. Anyway, there’s probably something about The Exorcist, and my high school drama, and the arduous process of constructing an identity.