Absorbing the remains of the former American union

Absorbing the remains of the former American union January 5, 2009

A while ago, we blogged about Russian scholar Igor Panarin, who is predicting that just as Communism’s collapse led to the dissolution of the Soviet Union, the current seeming collapse of Capitalism will mean the dissolution of the United States of America. So what will happen after our country falls apart? It turns out that Panarin is also predicting that the various regions of the former American union will be absorbed into other countries:

Panarin’s disintegration divination comes complete with a map. In it, Alaska goes to Russia. Hawaii goes to Japan or China. “The California Republic” — the West from Utah and Arizona to the Pacific — goes to China. “The Texas Republic” — the South from New Mexico to Florida — goes to Mexico. “Atlantic America” — the Northeast from Tennessee and South Carolina up to Maine — joins the European Union. And “The Central North-American Republic” — the Plains from Ohio to Montana — goes to Canada.

I always thought those Canadians wanted to conquer the Midwest. I guess now that I live in Virginia, we will join the rest of Europe. If Mexico goes ahead and just takes over Texas and the other border states, plus Florida, that might at least solve our illegal alien problem. Then again, I can envision Texans trying to sneak across the Red River for a better life in Oklahoma. I mean, Canada.
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