Capitol and Cathedral
A few days ago, Twitter users began applying Trump’s obnoxious statements with his questionable understanding of and commitment to his professed religious faith. I cataloged some of the funniest ones here. But there are more.
Nehemiah is best book in Bible. All about building a wall. Can’t believe it took 52 days. Should have made Persians pay. Weak! #TrumpGospel
— Heath Carter (@heathwcarter) September 11, 2016
Persians DID pay! Nehemiah was the man. Would have been a great VP. Oh well. Make America great again! #TrumpGospel https://t.co/bD2Lj2T7Rz
— Heath Carter (@heathwcarter) September 11, 2016
Mary Magdalene will be my 4th wife #TrumpGospel
— Aaron Besonen (@AaronBesonen) September 11, 2016
#trumpgospel Render unto Caesar? Thanks to tax laws, I never render. Uncle Sam thinks I lose money every year, but I’m rich, rich, rich!
— Hank Gillette (@hankgillette) September 10, 2016
#trumpgospel Forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors? Heh! I’ve gotten lots of debts forgiven. U.S. bankruptcy laws are the best!
— Hank Gillette (@hankgillette) September 10, 2016
Look, says right here that a woman is unclean when there’s blood coming out of her whatever. You’re welcome for the rib, doll. #TrumpGospel
— Iron Sheikspeare (@IronSheikspeare) September 10, 2016
Nebakanezer was a great leader, used cheap labor to enrich himself. My kinda guy. #TrumpGospel
— (((Pocahontas))) (@Chewwie7) September 10, 2016
For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son…- Only one son? What a loser! I have three sons! #TrumpGospel
— Experience Holcomb (@ExperiHolcomb) September 10, 2016
#TrumpGospel Jesus? From the Middle East? Sorry, not welcome.
— Jeffrey Galperin (@JeffGalperin) September 10, 2016
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