Why Baseball is Superior to Football

I don’t know your reasons, but for me the #1 reason baseball is superior is…

1. Marching bands!
And the second is this:
2. Marching bands at halftime!
You have to ask what they have to do with football at all. Nothing, so far as I can see, but they are everywhere, like ugliness on gorillas.
I think that is from Tom Boswell. What are your reasons for thinking baseball is superior? We’ll have to postpone any discussion of why football is superior.