Do you get confused right after the first “T” in LGBTTQQIIAA? Me too. And do we even need all those letters? Must we place people in sexual categories? Of course we must. But I think we can do a better job with that than we are. For sexual descriptives, I would like to suggest that we should employ every letter of the alphabet to stand for:
Abstaining
Bonkers
Climaxy
Disillusioned
Egomaniacal
Feral
Gaseous
Histrionic
Intimidated
Jejune
Klutz
Leprechaun
Marine
None of your business
Onanist
Potty-trained
Querulous
Republican
Scottish
Teletubbie
Unconscious
Virgin
Witch
Xenophobic
Yeti
Zombie
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