Attention: Republicans, Joel Osteen, FOX News, and Biblical literalists everywhere

Attention: Republicans, Joel Osteen, FOX News, and Biblical literalists everywhere November 3, 2014

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Sell your possessions and give to the poor. (Luke 12:33)

You cannot serve God and Money. (Matthew 6:24)

Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. (Matthew 6:19)

No believer claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. There were no needy persons among them. (Acts 4:32, 34)

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. (Luke 18:25)

If you’re a Biblical literalist in possession of one more penny than you strictly need, then you’re not doing it right.

But let us go out on a limb, and guess that you’ll find these words of the Bible open for interpretation. (Either that, or—dare we imagine it?—we’ve finally found a way to replace the usual Bible-spouting fundie protestations with the blessed sound of crickets.)

 


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