Do Not Be TRUMPED!!

Have you seen this woman?

She is married to this man.

She’s a former Bond girl.

Or was that a former Get Smart girl?

In other words — SHE IS A SPY!!!

ALIAS:

She goes by the name Melania Trump. But that’s not her real name. Her real name is Melanija Knavs.

Or so we think.

She was reportedly born in Yukoslavia.

HA!!!

No such place EXISTS!!!

There is no BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!!

DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS & BIRTHERS & SOCIALISTS: BEWARE!!!

This woman is a SPY!!

Her husband has plans to take over the WORLD and to $$$$$ell it to God — who is the only One able to pay our ransom.

Do Not Be TRUMPED!!!

It’s only a front for the Pinko Commies out to DESTROY us!!!