So apparently the Wall Street Journal has caught on: Gen Y’s idea of fun is running marathons. But against the entire sprint-distance field, I finished in the top 11%. That’s right: Team Geriatric outperformed the field. I’d love to report that this reflects the age-defying effects of triathlon. But my hair is gray, my hearing is dull and my per-mile pace is slower than it used to be, even at shorter distances. Rather, this old-timer triumph is attributable to something... Read more