So today is a quick and dirty. A direct quote from John Piper of Desiring God. He really said this. But I’m not sure he thought much about how it would sound and where most folks minds might take it.
A pile of folks might feel like the need for saving if the devil sat on their face every morning, either that or join a Satanic cult.
There are so many dirty filthy jokes I could be cracking right now if it were not for a dirty word filter. But I am restraining myself. Just barely. Cannot stop laughing.
When it happens to me I just shove the cat off my head.
What’s the worst unintentional funny thing you’ve seen said in Evangelical land where the meaning is something entirely different and you cannot stop giggling?
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