When Satan Sits on Your Face?

When Satan Sits on Your Face? June 29, 2019

So today is a quick and dirty. A direct quote from John Piper of Desiring God. He really said this. But I’m not sure he thought much about how it would sound and where most folks minds might take it.

A pile of folks might feel like the need for saving if the devil sat on their face every morning, either that or join a Satanic cult.

There are so many dirty filthy jokes I could be cracking right now if it were not for a dirty word filter. But I am restraining myself. Just barely. Cannot stop laughing.

When it happens to me I just shove the cat off my head.

What’s the worst unintentional funny thing you’ve seen said in Evangelical land where the meaning is something entirely different and you cannot stop giggling?


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Suzanne Titkemeyer went from a childhood in Louisiana to a life lived in the shadow of Washington D.C. For many years she worked in the field of social work, from national licensure to working hands on in a children's residential treatment center. Suzanne has been involved with helping the plights of women and children' in religious bondage. She is a ordained Stephen's Minister with many years of counseling experience. Now she's retired to be a full time beach bum in Tamarindo, Costa Rica with the monkeys and iguanas. She is also a thalassophile. She also left behind years in a Quiverfull church and loves to chronicle the worst abuses of that particular theology. She has been happily married to her best friend for the last 32 years. You can read more about the author here.

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