March 19, 2020

“In the moral, ethnocultural world that constitutes their belief system, white evangelicals see themselves losing ground to an American mainstream they once bestrode like a colossus.”

“In a country where many individuals, companies, institutions, and local governments are making hard decisions for the good of the nation, the most important actor of them all — the Trump administration — has been a shambolic bonanza of incompetence.”

“There are essentially two different ways of combating the coronavirus — wide-scale quarantining or widespread testing — and the United States and many states, including Massachusetts, have been doing poorly at both.”

“The White House overruled health officials who wanted to recommend that elderly and physically fragile Americans be advised not to fly on commercial airlines because of the new coronavirus, a federal official told the Associated Press.”

“The German government just placed an order for 10,000 mechanical ventilators. What’s the U.S. government doing about a potential shortage here? Not much, it seems.”

Our response is much, much worse than almost any other country that’s been affected.”

“The United States, whose first case was detected the same day as South Korea’s, is not even close to meeting demand for testing.”

“About 7 in 10 white evangelical Christians approve of the way Trump is handling issues related to the coronavirus outbreak, including 52% who strongly approve of his performance.”

“Keen to defend President Trump from criticism and portray virus-related warnings as politically motivated fear-mongering, conservative organizations, media and Trump loyalists are undermining state and local government efforts to convey accurate information and protect their constituents.”

“After testing positive for COVID-19, Sandi Patty posted a video urging fans to take the pandemic seriously.”

“Concerns were raised that the bill’s language could inadvertently open up federal funds for abortion services, but it’s unclear exactly how. No draft of the legislation had funding for abortion in it. We rate this claim False.”

“Kirk’s repeated “China Virus” tweets, and Trump’s powerful retweet, both connecting the spread of disease with the need to keep immigrants out, are a clear reminder that white Christian nationalism has always connected non-white immigrants with social and biological contamination.”

“Trump was trying to secure the scientists’ work exclusively, and would do anything to get a vaccine for the United States, ‘but only for the United States.’

“Minnesota and Vermont have now officially designated another group of workers as emergency personnel: grocery clerks. This means the workers hurrying to stock shelves and check out customers in those states will also receive free child care.”

“When I walk through the unit now, I cannot help but linger on the faces of the elderly prisoners, some of them who have been like father figures to us younger men, and think about how they are unlikely to survive this.”

“The American Red Cross said they’re now facing a ‘severe blood shortage,’ as blood drives across the country continue to be cancelled as concerns over the novel coronavirus pandemic grow.”

“Howard-Browne said he doesn’t know anybody who has been infected by the coronavirus, nor does he know anybody who knows anybody who has been infected, which he cited as evidence that the entire thing is nothing more than a globalist plot to shut down churches.”

“(Update 3/18/20): Since the publication of this article, Maldonado’s King Jesus International Ministry announced that services are suspended ‘until further notice’ due to the coronavirus pandemic.”

“Before he rebranded himself as a coronavirus expert, Kawcyznski was a notorious white nationalist advocating for a nearly all-white monarchy in New England — with himself as its king.”

“Trump claimed that more than 100,000 people had requested tickets for the Tampa rally, an impossibility since the campaign had not yet announced the event or made tickets available.”

January 9, 2020

I never understood wind.”

“There is something physically wrong with this president.”

“I’m not trying to pretend to be a fair juror here.”

“Writing ‘Jolene’ and helping all the kids to read is an objectively better contribution to humanity than starting the Ku Klux Klan, and anyone who would argue otherwise is a monster.”

“I must confront the fact that there may be nothing I can do to persuade these people that a more equal, kind and caring society is better than what we have now.”

“An Iowa woman who told police she ran over a teen because she ‘was a Mexican’ has been charged with another attempted murder after police say she hit a 12-year-old boy on the same day.”

“A homeowner living next to an elementary school in Iowa is facing backlash for painting Confederate battle flags and swastikas on pallets around his property.”

“I mean, didn’t travel with her to these witchcraft meetings but, as a Christian I have spiritual discernment.”

“I couldn’t fathom in what universe I would go to a doctor for a strep throat culture and some antibiotics and I would end up with a $25,000 bill.”

“Potential defects, according to Mauer, include feces, sex organs, toenails, bladders and unwanted hair.”

People who are this willing to slut shame women rarely actually care that much about women being abused.”

“The Centurion investment fund does its business with an unlikely pair of banks: both linked to a billion-dollar Venezuelan money laundering and bribery scandal.”

“Traditionally it’s always been Republicans suppressing votes in places.”

“The co-founder of Students for Trump pleaded guilty … to scamming consumers and businesses out of $46,000 by posing as a lawyer online and dispensing legal advice.”

“That’s white-on-white capitalism.”

“Tweets [Trump] shared over the holidays indicate he’s feeling more shameless than ever about retweeting sketchy accounts that have promoted conspiracy theories portraying his political enemies as satanist pedophiles.”

“The Trump Tower Baku project carried some classic hallmarks of a money-laundering operation, including firms being paid in cash, some of which was transferred in duffel bags.”

Let me address this ‘snowflake’ thing.”

The Jordan imbroglio comes just as Chris Rowe, the Republican Party’s New Castle chairman, resigned after using the word ‘f—-ts’ in a comment on a recent Facebook post.”

“I’m here essentially to say goodbye to my mom.”

“He died 50 years after he lost, in Vietnam, all that underpinned his life.”

Vanilla Ice ran it by Donald Jr.

Baker stole the recipe from another con man. It does nothing.”

“It just feels like a place where people genuinely care about other people — which, in the current landscape of American Christianity, can feel incredibly radical.”

 

December 4, 2019

“It’s official: Christian nationalism now has its own think tank.”

“While there is no question that the adopting these folk theories of just war would be disastrous for the US and for the world, there’s also little reason to think that Trump will pay any price for doing so.”

“The Supreme Court’s conservative majority is ready to take a wrecking ball to federal regulations. By doing so, the court could jeopardize a vast swath of laws that govern pollution, Wall Street, wage and hour rules, campaign finance limits, and more.”

“What could explain this totally non-mysterious difference between the voting patterns of white and non-white working class voters?

“One of the payday lending industry’s leading trade associations has bankrolled the measure, making plain the connection between a lack of income and the spread of predatory financial services.”

I did it for you, Lord.”

“Welcome to the magistrate courts of South Carolina, where citizens often must fend for themselves before judges lacking formal training in the law and whose errors can result in punishing consequences for defendants.”

“Prosecutors also alleged [Republican Rep.] Duncan Hunter illegally used contributions to help finance his extramarital affairs, including some with lobbyists.”

“In past editorials, Menashi, who is currently Trump’s White House legal aide, compared race data collection in college admissions to Germany under Adolf Hitler; denounced women’s marches against sexual assault; opposed the ‘radical abortion rights codified in Roe v. Wade;’ accused the Human Rights Campaign of having ‘incessantly exploited the slaying of Matthew Shepard’ for political benefit, and claimed that a Dartmouth fraternity wasn’t being racist when it held a ‘ghetto party’ attended by white students donning Afros and carrying toy guns.”

“A senior Trump administration official has embellished her résumé with misleading claims about her professional background — even creating a fake Time magazine cover with her face on it. … Mina Chang, who assumed her post in April, also invented a role on a U.N. panel, claimed she had addressed both the Democratic and Republican national conventions, and implied she had testified before Congress.”

“An anti-abortion group that came under fire for failing to provide services to thousands of Texas women must repay $1.5 million in overpayments and prohibited costs. …Forensic accountants found the group had paid medical providers hundreds of thousands in excess fees, had overspent on payroll and fringe benefits, and had expensed thousands in unallowable costs like food, gift cards, clothing and retail membership fees.”

“Only a few days ago the president of the United States was held liable by judge of defrauding veterans to the tune of millions of dollars via a fake charity he used for vainglorious personal and campaign expenses.”

“Documents show the president’s company reported different numbers — higher ones to lenders, lower ones to tax officials — for Trump’s signature building.”

“The law subsidized sterilizations for patients who received their health care through the Indian Health Service and for Medicaid patients, and black and Latina women were also targets of coercive sterilization in these years.”

“The vision was that eventually there would be no more BIA, no more tribal governments, no more reservations, and no more Native Americans.”

It’s an obsession by the federal government that Hispanics shouldn’t be here.”

It was basically an early colonial version of Footloose.”

November 6, 2019

“It involves a dispute over the property, a potential ethics violation by Republican Congressman Mark Meadows, one Creationist’s affair with a nanny who was allegedly groomed from the age of 15, and a whole bunch of people deluded enough to think the world is just thousands of years old.”

“The acting director of the federal agency responsible for managing one in every 10 acres of land in the United States has repeatedly denied the existence of climate change and falsely claimed in a 1990s speech there was no credible evidence of a hole in the ozone layer.”

“Treasury Department officials are considering rolling back a tax rule aimed at preventing American companies from moving money offshore to avoid U.S. taxes.”

“This circle of businessmen and Republican donors touted connections to Giuliani and Trump while trying to install new management at the top of Ukraine’s massive state gas company. Their plan was to then steer lucrative contracts to companies controlled by Trump allies.”

“When he says that thing, ‘Grab them in the pussy,’ that hits me hard because when he grabbed me and pulled me into the tapestry, that’s where he grabbed me — he grabbed me there in my front and pulled me in.”

“It’s a sign of the moral degeneracy into which white evangelical Protestantism in America has fallen that we already know that a couple of dozen of new allegations of sexual assault against Trump will not make the slightest difference to any of his idolatrous evangelical supporters.”

“Carrillo and others have changed their lives in subtle ways in response to a country that seems increasingly hostile toward them, forced to reckon not only with deadly violence, but day-to-day harassment: racial slurs screamed out of car windows, and insults for speaking Spanish in public.”

“And when she said to the officer, ‘That’s my tallis. That’s a prayer shawl. It’s a ritual object,’ the officer said, ‘Yeah, and it’s in the trash.'”

“Internet Research Agency sought to influence the 2016 US presidential election by harming Hillary Clinton’s chances of success and supporting Donald Trump at the direction of the Kremlin.”

“Barr’s discussions about this with foreign heads of state and cabinet ministers is somewhere between silly and a waste of time.”

“It is like nothing we have come across before, they are basically asking, in quite robust terms, for help in doing a hatchet job on their own intelligence services.”

The problem is we need some money. We need a few hundred thousand.”

“You don’t have to think our policy is literally by and for the benefit of our arms productions industries (that’s crazy conspiracy talk!) to see that it is indistinguishable from one that is.”

“After a FoxNews.com article drew howls and derision online for claiming the Obama White House received complaints from top CIA officials for holding weekly ‘political correctness’ meetings, the author of the book admitted that he didn’t understand that the initials ‘PC’ actually stood for ‘principals committee.‘”

“Walker’s ascension marks the fifth time that Republicans have confirmed one of President Donald Trump’s court picks who earned a ‘not qualified’ rating from the ABA.”

“Petersen, a Republican, has been indicted in federal court in Arkansas and also charged in Arizona and Utah with crimes that include human smuggling, sale of a child, fraud, forgery and conspiracy to commit money laundering.”

“I want to tell you right now I have no problem with giving my tax returns.”

“The rate of Oklahoma’s incarceration will drop more than 1.7%, and the state is projected to save about $12 million dollars.”

September 25, 2019

“In a span of 10 months, more than 250 African Americans were killed in at least 25 riots across the U.S. by white mobs that never faced punishment.”

“To see those, those monkeys from those African countries — damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!”

“But hey, at least their taxes won’t go up.”

Alabama woman loses unborn child after being shot, gets arrested; shooter goes free.”

“Welcome to this city of babysitters, where the sudden disappearance of hundreds of working adults has pulled hundreds more into new and unfamiliar roles.”

“It made for a world nearly impossible for a girl to do right and for a boy to do wrong.”

“A third student said Belmore occasionally brought the class back to English composition, but spent most of the hourlong period talking about QAnon.”

“From the late nineteen-eighties to the present, college tuition has increased at a rate four times that of inflation, and eight times that of household income. It has been estimated that forty-five million people in the United States hold educational debt totaling roughly $1.5 trillion — more than what Americans owe on their credit cards and auto loans combined.”

“In the [North Carolina] 2018 House and Senate elections, Republican candidates won a minority of the two-party statewide vote, but still won majority of state House and Senate seats.”

“Much of the press and the political establishment sees Trump’s racism as something he injected into a fundamentally good system, rather than some existent force he merely tapped into — either because they prefer to see it this way, or because they are morally or financially invested in believing in America’s essential innocence.”

“America’s largest retailer said it will stop selling handgun ammunition and ‘short-barrel rifle ammunition’ … that can also be used on assault-style weapons after selling all of its current inventory. ”

“That the death penalty was sought against someone based on testimony that was known to be false is horrifying and shocks the conscience.”

 

“When you’re famous they just let you do it.”

“He has ties to a small but growing network of ultra-fundamentalist Christian churches headed by young pastors whose noxious rhetoric has gone viral multiple times in the past few years.”

“I’m going to get the demon out of you and make you straight.”

Gotta have a police state so we can all own guns to protect us from a police state.”

“What this does right now is it’s going to revert federal water protections back to where they were in 1986.”

Cynicism is the kryptonite of change.”

“The high-school students around town called MudMan ‘Cult Burger.'”

 

July 31, 2019

I am the least racist person there is anywhere in the world.”

I never realized how much prettier it is without that fence.”

Christianity Today editorial, September 19, 1980.”

These maternal deaths could have been avoided had these women had access to the health care that they sought.”

“If we start thinking of religious freedom as a superpower that enables anyone to avoid a law they don’t like, then religious freedom itself will become a farce.”

The safety net you thought would catch you in old age is less like a net and more like a staircase you get pushed down, bumping along until you’ve impoverished yourself enough to hit Medicaid at the bottom.”

I believe the children are our future …

How did he not see my badge in my hand?

“I really do need a contact here in Fort Worth who should be actively investigating and removing the illegals that are in the public school system.”

“So if we really want to understand white supremacy, and to combat it, we have to acknowledge the complex relationship between Christianity and slavery.”

“As Christians, we must speak in one voice condemning Christian nationalism as a distortion of the gospel of Jesus and a threat to American democracy”

“Now, De La Mora and her husband, Pastor Richard De La Mora, are preparing to take over XXXChurch as Gross focuses on his latest mission: to sell and promote marijuana for Christians through a new venture called Christian Cannabis.”

“A top Environmental Protection Agency official gave a presentation last year at a gathering of some of the most zealous deniers of climate science, highlighting the influence a small, fringe movement hawking crank theories now wields in Washington.”

“My wife’s image in your video and the insinuation that she is part of the principalities and powers attacking the church is cowardly, grossly dishonest, and bearing false witness.”

“Grayson Fritts thrust himself and his church into the spotlight with a series of recorded sermons in which he advocated for government authorities — including Knox County Sheriff’s Office where he works — to execute LGBTQ people.”

“Although the men did not know it then, this would be the beginning of more than a month of inhumane and incommunicado detention for them, chained to the decks of four different Coast Guard ships.”

“Trump, in particular, has repeatedly slashed the refugee resettlement cap, which had been bouncing around between 70,000 and 80,000, so that now fewer than 30,000 refugees can come per year.”

“The number of refugees admitted into the U.S. is at the lowest now than it’s been in decades. And that drop has meant major cutbacks for the handful of organizations that are authorized to resettle refugees, like the evangelical group World Relief.”

“A former Southern Baptist pastor, who supported a strict abortion bill in Texas which would have made it illegal for women to undergo the procedure, has been arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting a teenage relative.”

“Internal documents, communications and financial statements obtained by the Observer, along with state records and interviews with half a dozen former Heidi Group employees and with Everett, paint a picture of mismanagement, contract violations, lack of oversight and misuse of taxpayer funds — problems that state officials knew about even as they continued to extend the Heidi Group’s contract for more than two years.

“California prosecutors allege that one defendant took photos of three naked girls to give to ‘the servant of God’ — Garcia — and told them that going against the desires of ‘the Apostle’ was going against God.”

“And in Alabama, the alleged rapist could get custody.”

This can’t be God’s will for women and men, can it?”

Have a great day.”

“Black families in Chicago lost between $3 billion and $4 billion in wealth because of predatory housing contracts during the 1950s and 1960s, according to a new report released [in May].”

“The U.S. Treasury saw a 31 percent drop in corporate tax revenues last year, almost twice the decline official budget forecasters had predicted.”

“Ex-Fox & Friends co-host Clayton Morris has left the country amid more than two dozen lawsuits from investors who say he defrauded them in real estate deals involving properties in Indianapolis.”

“During his 13 years as bishop in West Virginia, one of the poorest states in the nation, Bransfield spent $2.4 million in church money on travel, much of it personal, which included flying in chartered jets and staying in luxury hotels, according to the report.”

“Wilpon has extracted close to two billion dollars from the Mets in exchange for exactly the same sort of labor Bonilla has been performing for the team since the dawn of the new millennium, that is, none.”

June 18, 2019

Because there really are no not-bad options.”

“But these burnings, they do tend to send a different message, whether it’s a burning or someone walking in with a gun. That message is, blackness isn’t safe, anywhere.”

The Foxconn deal is on its way to being a lemon of historic proportion.”

“Detaining immigrant children has morphed into a surging industry in the U.S. that now reaps $1 billion annually.”

“They told me they’ve been incarcerated outside for a month, that they haven’t washed or been able to change the clothes they were detained in the entire time, and that they’re being poorly fed and treated in general.”

President Trump is the most successful, prominent promoter of anti-Semitism in American history.”

How long must we keep a straight face?

Wikimedia photo by Bobak Ha’Eri

“The important thing is that rich Republican men will always be able to abuse and assault women and also pay for their mistresses’ abortions, even as we take the decision away from women who shouldn’t be trusted to decide for themselves.”

“Houses of worship around the world, a place of reflection and peace, have been targeted for attack by extremists. Here are some of the deadly assaults over the last decade.”

CEO Wayne LaPierre had expensed $39,000 in clothing in a single day, $13,800 for rent for a summer intern, and $200,000 in plane tickets, in part related to a two-week trip to the Bahamas.”

“The members who pay their dues should be damn concerned, too.”

The average American now dies in debt. How much debt? $62K, to be precise.”

“To some, it would seem only natural that historians present, well, history.”

“She says no scientific evidence will convince her otherwise.”

We are just not having enough babies.”

“This response is the standard epistemology of the conservative movement.”

“If Christians were intent on starving the Satanic Temple of members, they could simply work out a more caring, pluralistic version of Christianity.”

Since his confirmation, 83 ethics complaints against him have gone without investigation because we don’t have a way to assess the conduct of Supreme Court justices.”

“The 64-year-old Kilpatrick was arrested last year after authorities said he traveled to meet someone he believed was a 13-year-old girl.”

“There’s nothing funny about sexual assault, or about false allegations of sexual assault. But it’s hard to miss the comical irony in the ferocity with which the same people who believe fake sexual assault allegations are common are in fact proving the opposite.”

These objections were raised in Maine, which contributed the largest number of Union soldiers in proportion to its population of any state.”

“From the wording of Callahan’s letter, it was unclear if the bear or the bear’s handler was named Ron; I fervently hoped it was the bear’s name.”

April 9, 2019

We?

“The island has received only about $1.5 billion in federal aid.”

We still don’t know where 1,488 migrant children are.”

“‘He just wants to separate families,’ said a senior administration official.”

The issue is not whether it’s ethical.”

“The Trump administration plans to shift much of the power and responsibility for food safety inspections in hog plants to the pork industry as early as May, cutting the number of federal inspectors by about 40% and replacing them with plant employees.”

“The belief that economic security in this country is a product of ‘hard work’ is actually obscene.”

“The [price] of the four most popular types of insulin has tripled over the past decade, and the out-of-pocket prescription costs patients now face have doubled.”

“A record seven million Americans are at least three months behind on their car loan payments.”

“This happened. In broad daylight. In New York City in 2019.”

“Proponents of cutting the tampon tax argue there should be no sales tax on feminine products because people who menstruate must buy them, and so a sales tax amounts to an unfair burden on mostly girls and women.”

“Carrie Ann Lucas, a disability rights attorney who pioneered representation for parents with disabilities, died after an arbitrary denial from an insurance company caused a plethora of health problems, exacerbating her disabilities and eventually leading to her premature death.”

“They are flailing in a sea of ethical emptiness.”

“As a moral matter, I think he’s guilty of one of the single most despicable acts I have ever witnessed.”

What does a racist joke do except create the cognitive distance necessary to do harm, dissolve the bonds of moral obligation?”

“As for Trump drawing a comparison between North Korea and the Special Olympics, I don’t even know what to tell you.”

“He’s proven not only that he can be trusted, but that he will stand for what’s right.”

Church no longer feels like a safe place to me.”

They say the noise causes cancer.”

“According to witnesses, the suspect had posted himself outside a roller rink for several hours, wearing a MAGA hat and a pirate costume, drinking beer, threatening people walking in and out of said roller rink and screaming homophobic slurs. As one does.”

Unaffirming Church Bingo

“This does not compute. How is this guy wearing these kicks?

I cut people. I got a knife right in that pocketbook.”


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