All Roads Lead to Lebanon

For those of you who don’t read Simcha’s incredible blog, I need to explain what is about to happen. Simcha does this thing called “search terms poetry” where she composes poems out of terms that people have searched for which have landed them on her page. They are so hysterical that I thought I would do one of my own. So I did! And here it is! Enjoy!
All Roads Lead to Lebanon
lebanon lebanon
lebanon? Lebanon? 

 lebanon pictures 
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mark zuckerberg barefoot
barefoot and pregnant
barefoot and pregnant ogre
pregnant and poop is stuck
emphasizing calmness
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calah alexander pregnant pooping
lebanon? lebanon?
mark zuckerberg barefoot
hot mature ladies walking with there husband she barefoot
spy on sleeping pregnant wife
pregnant pooping
barefoot and pregnant
اَلْجُمْهُورِيَّة اَللُّبْنَانِيَّة
mark zuckerberg barefoot

  • Andrea

    Can I just say that I am SO glad you posted this and explained?I am behind the curve and JUST subscribed to Simcha's blog, and I had no idea what was going on in that last post! hahaha

  • J M Yaceczko

    that's super awesome. How do you do that? Find out what searches get you, that is.

  • Sarah

    I love this. especially, "pregnant and poop is stuck". That sounds like a serious problem. :)

  • Melanie B

    Giggling. I love "pregnant and poop is stuck" too.

  • simchafisher

    This makes me so happy.

  • Calah

    Haha, thanks for the comments guys. These are hysterical to do. Janet, I have a stat-counter installed on my site that allows me to go to a separate website to see my stats. I think there are lots available, I just picked the first one I googled. I'm pretty happy with it, although I need to upgrade (which requires paying) since it only keeps a log of a certain number of visitors, which equals about two days' traffic for me. Kind of annoying.