On First Looking at Her Birthday Cake

Much has she travell’d in the realm of rhyme

and many goodly pairs of words has seen,

yet did never delight by candlelight shine

till 5-year-old squealed out loud and bold:

“Mommy! ‘Charlotte‘ rhymes with ‘harlot‘!”



The Scene of the Crime
The Gospel According to Charlotte
Quentin Tarantino Strikes Again
Filter After the Fact