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Fischer: All Muslim Charities Fund Terrorism


Bryan Fischer, master of the totally unsupported assertion, said on his radio show this week that every single Muslim charity in the entire world is just a front to raise money for terrorism. He provides no evidence of that, of course, just a bald assertion. Probably the holy spirit told him or something. … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer Award Winner: Ted Cruz


The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. Sometimes this manifests itself as accusing one's opponents of their own worst qualities. In the case of Ted Cruz, it's showing itself now as pretending that he never does what he does every waking moment, namely wrap himself in his religion for political gain. … [Read more...]

Fischer: Obama Background Checks Aimed at Climate Change Deniers


Okay, I get it. It can be tough to fill a radio show for two or three hours every day and you're often having to comment spontaneously on political issues. But Bryan Fischer offered up one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard, even by his own low standards. He says that the point of Obama's new executive orders on background checks to buy a gun is to deny guns to those who deny the reality of climate change. … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer: There are No Muslims in Japan!

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Bryan Fischer bravely extends his record of being wrong about absolutely everything in a recent blog post in which he claims that there's no terrorism in Japan because there are almost no Muslims there and because they don't allow Muslims to become citizens or allow them to practice their religion. He is wrong on every single point, as is the person he cites from the Jewish Press: … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer Award Winner: Ben Carson

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The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who show an extraordinary lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of their own worst sins and traits. Today's award goes to Ben Carson, who actually has the chutzpah to complain about the lack of concern for the truth in political campaigns after running one of the most dishonest campaigns we've ever seen for president. … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer Explains Dinosaurs

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There are few things funnier than listening to an ignorant young earth creationist try to explain things they don't understand (and let's face it, if they understood anything, they wouldn't be young earth creationists). Noted paleontologist Bryan Fischer explained to his radio audience that dinosaurs were just lizards that grew really, really big because they lived thousands of years. … [Read more...]

Fischer’s Conveniently Hypocritical Argument on Muslims and God

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You may have heard that the evangelical Wheaton College recently suspended a professor for claiming that Muslims and Christians worship the same God. Anyone who knows the history of the development of those two religions know that to be true, but people like Bryan Fischer doesn't want to be associated with that icky Muslim deity, so he invents this profoundly silly argument: … [Read more...]

Fischer: Islam is ‘the Ebola Virus of Culture’

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Bryan Fischer apparently has a very short memory. After spending considerable time and energy criticizing President Obama for not shutting off travel from countries having Ebola epidemics, he now says that Trump is right to want to ban all Muslim immigration because Islam is the "Ebola virus of culture." And we should shut it down...just like we did travel from those countries with an Ebola outbreak? … [Read more...]

Fischer Blames the Abortion Clinic Killings on…Pot!

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It's quite amusing watching the Christian right desperately scrambling to find any possible way to blame the terrorist attack on a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs on anything other than being an anti-abortion fanatic. Ted Cruz tried to claim he's a trans woman (nope, just a clerical error). Now Bryan Fischer has figured it all out: He was on The Pot. … [Read more...]

Fischer: America’s Purpose Is to Proselytize

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Bryan Fischer seems to have a very difficult time distinguishing between church and state. Since he's a theocrat who thinks they are the same thing, this is hardly a surprise. On a pre-Thanksgiving show, he declared that God created the United States for the sole purpose of spreading the gospel of Christ to the entire world. Apparently we do that by supporting dictators and raping and pillaging the resources of other countries. … [Read more...]

Fischer Prays to Stop Obama from Listening to Satan


Bryan Fischer thinks that Satan is whispering naughty thoughts to President Obama, giving him an agenda. Unlike Gordon Klingenschmitt, he doesn't think Obama is possessed by demons, but he's quite concerned about the president being unduly influenced by the Evil One. So what does he do about it? Well, he prays of course. Because praying has worked so well so far. … [Read more...]

Fischer Supports Bigoted Utah Judge

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Bryan Fischer is strongly supporting that bigoted Utah judge who removed a baby from foster parents because they're lesbian, because of course he has. This is a man who still thinks gay people should be put in jail or forced "gay reversion" therapy, so of course he thinks they shouldn't be allowed to be parents. Personally, I'd much rather have a child with a gay couple than with a Christian fascist like him. … [Read more...]