“Hi. I’m, uh, I’m a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I — and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men’s group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I’m Martin Blank, you remember me? I’m not married, I don’t have any kids, and I’d blow your head off if someone paid me enough.”

–John Cusack to mirror, “Grosse Pointe Blank”