Vision Forum Quick Takes Part II

I’m in the mood for a little levity. Therefore, in the spirit of that feeling, I offer you Vision Forum Quick Takes part two! (Note: This is not meant to be serious commentary on serious issues.)



Because we all know communism didn’t end when the Soviet Union fell two decades ago! It’s goal today is to take over the United States!




Because, you know, what you need most are more things to worry about!



We’ll need them when the communists/socialists come to take over, and then you’ll thank us!



And if you DO take our guns, we’ll STILL be ready for the communists/socialists!



They aren’t just after our guns! They’re after our CLOTHES too!


 



And our eggs!

Because seven billion people just isn’t enough! Besides, if we don’t have eight or ten children each, how will we fight the communists/socialists?

This way all the science nerds will be on our side in time to face the communist/socialist take over!



Because if our homegrown army defects, how will we stand up against the communists and socialists?

And now we give your our ultimate goal: instituting Biblical Law. (Seriously, the author of these books advocates stoning rebellious teenagers, because, you know, that’s what the Old Testament says to do.)


There, now I feel better! Also, I’m reminded just how nice it is to NOT be afraid of things like a communist socialist invasion!

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