After I Am Dead

After I Am Dead April 6, 2017

CulpeperBaptistby Bruce Gerencser cross posted from his blog The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser

Editor’s note: In counterpoint to Michael Pearl’s quote this morning in Quoting Quiverfull and it’s talk of hell here’s Bruce’s take on his vision of eternity. Very rational without the shouty β€˜hell’ stuff of the Pearls. Something to be said for thinking and dealing with death in advance. I’ve already instructed my family I want them to have a big party, drink lots of tequila, tell silly stories about me and LAUGH. No β€˜hell’ talk. No crying.

As soon as Christian fundamentalists read this headline they will shout at their screen:

  • You will be burning in hell!
  • You will know there is a God!
  • You will know I was right!

They will see my death as vindication of their belief system. I wonder how many of them will say to themselves,Β I bet Bruce wishes he had listened to me!Β  I can hear a Calvinist saying,Β now we know Bruce was not one of the elect!Β They will speak of the preacher-turned-atheist who now knows theΒ TRUTH (please readΒ Christopher Hitchens is in Hell).

If they bother to read beyond the title of this post they will see this post is not about my e-t-e-r-n-a-l destiny. I have no concern over God, judgment, or hell. I am confident that hell is the creation of those who want to control people through fear. Fear God! Fear Judgment! Fear Hell! Since Christianity and the Bible no longer have any power over me, I no longer fear God or hell. I am reasonably certain that this is the only life I will ever have, and once I die I will be…drum rollΒ please, d-e-a-d.

Here’s what I want to happensΒ afterΒ I draw my last breath.

First, I do not want a funeral service. Waste of time, effort, and money. No need for fake friends or distant family members to show up and weep fake tears. No need for flowers. I want Polly to spend as little as possible on disposing of my dead carcass. Trust me, I won’t care.

Second, I want to be cremated. No special urn. A cardboard box will work just fine. If Polly wants to show her love for me, a Hostess cupcake box would be sweet.Β  As I jokingly told my children, when I am cremated I will go from ass to ashes.

Third, I want my ashes to be spread along the eastern shore of Lake Michigan. Polly knowsΒ theΒ place. I hope my children, daughters-in-law, son-in-law, grandchildren, and close family will be there. I want no prayers said and as few tears as possible. Perhaps those who are gathered will share a funny story, one of their many Butch/Bruce/Dad/Grandpa stories. I hope they will remember me for the good I have done and forgive me for those moments when I was less than I could or should have been.

And that’s it.

Life is not about dying, it’s about living. Since I am on the short side of life, I dare not waste the time I have left. When death comes, the battery in my life clock will be depleted. Like the Big Ben clock beside our bed, the one I listen to late at night as it clicks off the seconds, I know there is coming a day when I will hear CLICK and that will be it.

How about you? As an atheist or non-Christian, what do you want to happen after you die? Have you made funeral plans? Please share your thoughts in the comment section.

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Spiritual Abuse Survivor Blogs NetworkΒ member,Β Bruce GerencserΒ blogs atΒ The Life and Times of Bruce GerencserΒ He writes from the unique perspective of having been a pastor for many years and having seen it all in churches. His journey out of being a true believer and pastor has been an interesting and informative one.

Bruce Gerencser spent 25 years pastoring Independent Fundamental Baptist, Southern Baptist, and Christian Union churches in Ohio, Michigan, and Texas. Bruce attended Midwestern Baptist College in Pontiac, Michigan. He is a writer and operatesΒ The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser blog. Bruce lives in NW Ohio with his wife of 35 years. They have sixΒ children, and eleven grandchildren.


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