The church lady came back to SNL with guest appearances by Ted Cruz and Donald Trump… if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s totally worth watching. Here’s the clip & a few of my favorite lines:
CL: “We’ve landed on the exciting presidential matchup between a godless liberal democrat and Hillary Clinton.”
CL to TC: “Was it God’s plan for you to get humilated by an orange mannequin?”
CL: “Our final guest today is the presumptive republican divorcée – I mean nominee…”
DT: “Honestly I love all the books in the bible, I do. They’re all terrific. Corinthians Part Duex, Book of Revelations, 2 Genesis 2 Furious, which says, and I quote, ‘Love thy neighbor as thyself, and like a good neighbor State Farm is there.’ And always keep the Sabbath uuuge! … that’s Moses. Oh, and the part where Jon Snow comes back to life. That’s great bible!”
CL: “I remember a Celebrity Apprentice episode where Gary Busey didn’t sell enough pancakes and you just said, ‘You’re fired.’ And I thought right then and there: give this man the nuke-ular codes.”
TC: “I am no longer Ted Cruz. I am Bermodulus [sic] lord of shadows.”
DT: “Are you sure you aren’t lord of the weak chins?… You’re the first guy who got possessed and looks better.”