No, How Did I Miss Hello Kitty Airlines?

It’s too fabulously stupid, and I want to fly them. I must show this to my son Appa’s fiance, Kitty!


(Reuters / PICHI CHUANG)

Can you imagine terrorists on Hello Kitty Airlines? I have to believe that the people who would fly Kitty would be warriors on behalf of her fancy fuselage; stamping their pink Mary Janes, they’d declare “you’re threatening to blow up all of these hallowed images of Hello Kitty? I don’t think so…Hello Kitty is much too pretty.”

They’d take the bad guy down in a heartbeat.


(Reuters / PICHI CHUANG)

I love it. This makes me happy. And you may disagree, but I think a Hello Kitty airline is much, much cooler than a Hello Kitty Maternity Ward. That’s so pedestrian!

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