Barefoot and Pregnant
The Ogre (snarkily): “How’s your Manhattan?”
Me: “It’s delicious. I love Manhattans. What’s wrong with a Manhattan?”
The Ogre: “It’s just sort of an old person’s drink.”
Me: “No way! Manhattans are the new hotness.”
The Ogre: “You’re the new hotness, babe. The Manhattan is not.”
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