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Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

Last updated on: January 6, 2013 at 6:45 am

January 6, 2013 by Christian Piatt

When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like, *POOF* and there’s some pizza there?

god-loves-weed-too — This explains the sloth. Makes me feel surprisingly better about eternity in heaven too…and hungry…

buzzing — Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s just the weed.

obamapervert — Three cheers for being Christlike! Oh, and also for the separation of church and state.

hearts diapers — I had a girlfriend that pooped on my heart once. Thought I’d NEVER get that thing clean again.

earthcreateitself — Oh, great. Next thing you know, God’s going to just start sending emoticons and spelling “you” with the letter “u” and spelling “cause” like “cuz.” Spell it out, God!!! Stop being lazy.

godsaysyes — You know, the last time I asked God for a loan, I went to church and they passed me this plate full of money! Church rocks!

doingitagain — You know that space between the two “agains” is for the, um, you know…refractory period. Happens to all of us. Not a big deal.

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