What’s the difference between a duck? One of it’s legs is the same! (weird joke from an old math teacher. Still don’t get it.)
Make sure you don’t get your souls mixed in with your beans. Those things are impossible to get out of your teeth.No, no, there’s no irony at all in a church named “Unity” having such a warm, fuzzy sign.
Especially ones that use words like “Hokey”This one actually took me a minute…Great thing about this sign is if they leave it up forever, some day they’ll actually be right! And why is “Today” in quotes? Is this some sarcastic hipster reference I’m not in on? I feel so left out.…and from the same church on the back side of the same sign. Maybe Jesus will finally help me unlock that next level on World of Warcraft…Well, actually, if you just give us the cash, we’ll make sure God gets it. Promise!
Christian Piatt
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