Umm, wait, are we taking the church by force, or are they taking us by force? Either way, it’s all going down over there, to the left.You think the sign’s bad? You should see the narthex. Not pretty.
You know, I was on the fence, but that edgy cultural reference totally sold me.I’m all for church blurring the sacred/secular lines, but this one might even be going too far for me. Unless it’s a proctologists’ convention. Then it’s totally cool.I don’t get it. Oh wait…no, still don’t get it.Yaknow, witty word play and fear of eternal torment go together like, umm, peas and satan.Nothing quite like forcible prayer to really get the ol’ spirit stirring.
Christian Piatt
Ad-Free & Subscriber Log-In