Ran’s “sweet talk”

Ransom: “Mama, girls that don’t have any boobs or babies in their belly like to wrestle.”

Me: “um. yeah, well… some girls, like your Mama, don’t like to wrestle.”

Ransom: “well, you have big boobies, and a big baby in your belly so you can’t wrestle… not like _______ who doesn’t have any boobies.”

Me: “let’s just take this on a case-to-case basis.  How about every girl you meet, you ask her if she likes to wrestle and don’t make assumptions based on boobies or bellies.”

Ransom: “but how will I know if she has boobies, unless I see under her shirt?”

Me: “oh my. Okay, let’s just talk about something else for awhile.  Mama needs to think.”