I spent a big chunk of my life repeatedly sticking a fork in my eye and wondering why I was half-blind and bleeding. Maybe going ten years without stabbing myself in the face with cutlery is worth celebrating. Read more
I spent a big chunk of my life repeatedly sticking a fork in my eye and wondering why I was half-blind and bleeding. Maybe going ten years without stabbing myself in the face with cutlery is worth celebrating. Read more
Taking the first step toward becoming a Pagan author has me reminiscing about the first time I ever actually interacted with Pagan authors. Read more
How could they be so callous towards Big Bird's pathos? Why did they need absolute proof of his pal's physicality? And why am I still so upset about this? Read more
Alright, my fellow Chaotes and Discordian Witches: It's time to play some sportsball. Read more
The name started out as a joke at my expense. But I claimed it and constructed a persona around it, and I took some power back. Read more
It was an extremely hectic but enjoyable Pride Weekend. And I only had to deal with like three entitled straight people. Here's a story about one of them. Read more
"There's been a slight change of plans," I said. "Eris is holding my blog hostage, and we have to rescue it." Read more
Witchcraft is historically an instrument of the oppressed. You have access to that instrument. Now is the time to start wielding it. Read more
For the purposes of the column, Chaos Magic is defined as an experimental, non-dogmatic approach to magical practice with an emphasis on a) getting results, and b) having a marvelous time while doing so. Read more
Hindsight is freaking hilarious, and bad decisions make great stories. As such, I am 100% at peace with everything that happened next. Read more
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