I’m writing this on Saturday morning, but I’ve set it up so that the post appears on Monday. So I MIGHT be raptured by the end of the day. I don’t know yet. Right now I’m either in Heaven or Texas.
So who is left? We need to hear from you. Are the Lutherans all gone? Where are the Calvinists? Did the Baptists get taken? Are the non-denominational Christians gone, or did they need to belong to a denomination after all?
We need to hear from the individuals who are always getting in theological arguments so that we can see if you have been right or not. Roll call: Grace? Porcell? Todd? DonS?
Does anyone know if Mr. Camping is still here? If so, what is he saying? Just because we might not have noticed large groups of people disappearing doesn’t mean the rapture didn’t happen. Maybe the gate is so narrow that only a handful of true Christians exist. Maybe some homeless people, some New Guinea tribesmen, and some persecuted Christian Arabs–individuals no one would notice–got raptured.
So now let’s get ready for the Tribulation! And the End of the World on October 21!
What do we learn from all of this?
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