Rebecca is a throwing a baby shower for Simcha Fisher — I think you get one every ten babies — and it’s happening at a website near you. So you should go.
There are drinks, and games, and drinks, and the gift-giving format is organized so that you are guaranteed to never, ever, have your gift featured in one of Simcha’s Top Ten Most Horrifying Baby Gifts columns.
UPDATED: I forgot to bring my contribution to the potluck:
Grown-Up Chocolate Milk
1 Part Meletti Cioccolato
or: 1 Part Cream
or: 2 Parts Whole Milk
Artwork: Simcha Fisher listens to the karaoke and thinks, “I should have done one of those baby showers that ends by 3pm.” Okay, no, actually it’s Our Lady of La Leche by Lorenzo Zaragoza [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.