Duane Mandible Reports

Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to The Truth Hurts, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to Freedom Monthly; Illuminations and The Sojourner. Duane is the author of Guns and Knives will Save Your Children’s Lives. He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing and watching re runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.

It has been some time since I have been able to continue this regular column. I have been away from my desk attending a very important conference in Idaho. The conference was organized by the Sacred Society of St Philibustre–which seeks to promote the authentic practice of correct Catholic liturgy and discipline. All of our worship is in Latin according to the Western Rite of the Ambrosian Rubrics (non-collegian). One of our other aims is to alert the world of the underlying Kabbalistic Jewish plot to control the one world order.

I comment today on the disturbing, but not surprising news that the ‘Catholic’ theologian Joseph Ratzinger is visiting a synagogue. (or ‘sin-agogue’ as one of my friends likes to call it) Part of our work at the Sacred Society of St Philibustre is to reveal to Vatican II ‘Catholics’ just who is leading their church. Joseph Ratzinger appears to be a traditionalist, but beneath the ornate chasubles and miters he is clearly a Jewish sympathizer like his predecessor the Polish pope. I understand from his eminence Cardinal Williamson that Joseph Ratzinger actually enjoys the decadent film The Sound of Music and that he has even been heard humming the Bavarian national anthem, Edelweiss. This is part of his elaborate ruse to make people think he is a German sympathizer while all the time he is working for the international Jewish conspiracy. Ratzinger has also moved Pope Pius XII forward to being a saint. We now know that his ‘Pope’ who once pretended to be in favor of the German solution, was all the time hiding Jews and helping them to escape.

At the conference we learned that the Jewish Zionist conspiracy was behind virtually every revolution and act of bloodshed in since the death of Christ. It turns out that Idi Amin was one of the ‘African Jews’ and that Pol Pot and Mao Tse Tung also had Jewish blood. Also, I think Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand are Jewish liberals. Another Jew who has infiltrated the Hollywood elite is the actress Whoopie Goldberg who clearly has a Jewish name. Also ‘Dear Abby’ who writes the famous newspaper column about good manners called Protocol of Zion. Each of these are very high in the internationalist reptilian order along with Queen Elizabeth of England and the kabbalist rock star and Vatican 2 Catholic Madonna.

At the conference we heard from the British scholar Dr. Mephisto Farbington-Smythe MA (Oxon), (PhD. Oral Roberts University) who gave a fascinating history of the term ‘hoodwinked’. Apparently it goes back to the medieval custom of monastic hoods (started by the Knights Templar) and is carried over into today’s ‘fashion’ that young ‘hoodlums’ have of wearing hooded sweatshirts. Dr. Farbington-Smythe gave a convincing argument that these street gangs will be the shock troops of the Jew led New World Order and that they will have specific orders to assassinate traditionalist Catholics.

I have also heard from another scholar who has written a paper with a full bibliography and references that the recent earthquake in Haiti was intentionally caused by the Jewish Zionist conspiracy in order to kill as many Catholics as possible. This was caused by them setting off a nuclear explosion from a submarine in the Meditterranean Sea in which Haiti is situated. The fact that this has been ignored by the mainstream media only shows how much total control the Jewish Zionist conspiracy has over the media outlets.

America! It is time to wake up!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11560394580179348894 Éamonn

    Is Mr Mandible associated with the Society of St Pius I? If he's not, he should be!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00545007311477914240 KonaCoffee

    This guy is crazier than I thought might be possible.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01175794155671459233 The Zapman

    That's a refreshing parody!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11519275261608563584 Chris

    The vicar is NOT going to like that comment about HRM!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07215093180074844386 the Egyptian

    Zing!!!!! what ever he is on, patent it, he is a one man trip to la la land

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06962374096401238994 shadowlands

    I wonder if he was ticklish, as a child?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02288730018702281708 Babs

    Is Duane the also the editor of a newspaper in Virginia? I could swear he is!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10503510474554718305 Just another mad Catholic

    can we have some more of dicky williamson's film reviews?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12626318090077482286 DNA002

    You are naughty – you've just made me snort my tea. Brilliant, as ever. Wake up, Sheeple!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07740164378856454831 laurazim

    Ha. I think my brother is friends with this creep. Sounds like the blatherings I endure every time I call my childhood home, where he still lives. With my mother. Good grief! I think they ARE friends!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08320626026123700491 Nati

    This is a joke right?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01038498107096197056 Edward Elkins jr.

    'there are some serious paranoids out there. I agree the jews of Hollywood are definately plotters and seducers. Its like the clash of titans in this case clash of cultures. HOWEVER STATING THERE WAS A NUCLEAR BOMB PLANTED IS SERIOUSLY STRANGE. THIS WORLD IS DEFINATELY A STRANGE PLACE. AS FAR AS THE GANGS GO. I WOULD BELIEVE THE MUSLIM BLACK PANTHERS OR MALCOLM X LIKE MUSLIM GROUPS MAY SPEAR HEAD SOME THREAT WITH GANGS BUT EVEN THE KKK IS BEHIND WHITE GANGS. A KNOWN HATE GROUP AGAINST JEWS. SO WHATEVER. THERE IS AN AUTHOR OF A BOOK TITLED "the vatican assasins about the jesuits behind everything not the jews. it says they ordered martin luther kings death along with president kennedy. i just wrote a blog about peter and the papacy check it out there is a few exras i put in the comment section if you have the time to read it. edwardelkins.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12373317560249811006 Fr Longenecker

    Duane Mandible is one of Fr Longenecker's alter egos. do not be deceived…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12746127431922685446 JD Curtis

    Perhaps Benedict can convince them of the benefits of eating fish on Fridays?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07632714882132276803 George Weis

    I flippin' loved this… cracked me up! I have to give it to you… you have a talent for the zany comedic angle. Witty and well done good Sir!-g-

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05949810648656544072 Pastor in Valle

    Be very careful of Edelweiss! If you hear somebody humming it, they are almost certainly a member of the Jewish-Zionist-Communist-Masonic international movement for the Judao/Ziono/Communisto/Masonification of the Legion of Mary, no less. As conclusive evidence, let me point out that Edel is a name associated with the Legion, and Weiss a common Jewish surname; a Jewish Edel would have horrific implications for Western freedoms and the right to bear arms.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12373317560249811006 Fr Longenecker

    George, given Pastor in Valle's comment, you have a very suspicious last name don't you?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07632714882132276803 George Weis

    Don't mind me… I'll just exit stage… LEFT!HAHA!-g-

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15868265477624790008 Sue Sims

    Mr Mandible has forgotten the Masonic-Communist element (I mean, obviously all the Jews are also Masons and Communists, but one still needs to mention it. And he should also remind us all that it was these M-C-J Illuminati who were behind the Government plot to bring down the Twin Towers (the media blanked out the aeroplane trail in the shape of a Star of David which hung in the sky for some minutes after the first plane hit). As for the President – don't forget his first name, which should be spelt 'Baruch' – a Hebrew name! Anyway, thank you for giving this fearless blogger space. We really appreciate it.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00518427385991447434 Eric

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00518427385991447434 Eric

    Actually Sue, Barack is a name out of the Bible. He assisted Deborah, who was the only female Judge during the Judges period. Read the 4th and 5th Chapters of Judges.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14313101159848740722 GOR

    You've done it again, Father – and fooled some people in the process!Keep 'em coming!