Duane Mandible on Pope Benedict

Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to The Truth Hurts, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to Freedom Monthly; Illuminations and The Sojourner. Duane is the author of Guns and Knives will Save Your Children’s Lives. He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing and watching re runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.

It is with great sadness that I observe the writings of the ‘Catholic’ theologian Joseph Ratzinger. This week he has opened the door to the contracepting crowds who behave like brute beasts of the field. The smoke of Satan certainly does reek in the corridors of the Vatican.

I usually try to behave with dignified restraint when confronted with the outrageous travesties of the ‘Novus Ordo’ Church of Rome. We at the Sacred Society of Saint Philibustre have attempted through our website and our publications–especially The Sojourner, and Illuminations–to unmask the connections between the ‘Novus Ordo’ Church of Wotyla and Joseph Ratzinger. It seems perfectly clear to me that ‘Novus Ordo’ (which means New Order) and ‘New World Order’ are part of the same global conspiracy led by the Illuminati, the great banking families, the Clinton/Bush confederacy and the Jewish-run mass media. And we mustn’t forget the insidious influence of the ‘children’s’ programme Sesame Street.

For those who are not aware, ‘Sesame’ is the kind of seed most favored to put atop the New York Jews’ favorite food–the bagel. The Jewish actress Whoopi ‘Rube’ Goldberg has appeared on this show as has the Jewish actor Ben (Steinmetz) Stiller. In addition to this ‘Sesame’ is the secret word in the Islamist tale of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves which was made into a feature film starring Catholic-hating ‘comedian’ Robin Williams by the homosexualist Disney studios.

However, this is the stuff for another article. Today I must continue to share with you my heavy heart, for I have been studying carefully the comments by Joseph Ratzinger on the use of artificial contraceptives and it seems to me that it is perfectly clear that the liberal Vatican regime have reversed the church’s perpetual and infallible teaching on artificial contraception. It is true that Ratzinger’s words are ‘nuanced’. The ‘German Shepherd’ is a very shrewd person. He knows that he cannot speak ‘infallibly’ and reverse the church’s teaching, so he puts out his teaching in an interview with a journalist and declares innocently, “Everyone is at liberty to disagree with me.” This is disingenuous. The man knows that whenever he speaks, he speaks infallibly. Therefore he is not at liberty to say that we may disagree with him. This clearly indicates what we, in the Sacred Society of St Philibustre have claimed for years, that the man (and his last four predecessors) are impostors.

Joseph Ratzinger’s brazen attempt to reverse the church’s timeless teaching on artificial contraception has revealed him for the faux conservative that he really is. The fact that he behaves like a liturgical conservative is all the more reason to distrust him. Everything he does contradicts who he really is–a modernist in sheep’s clothing–a wolf disguised as a shepherd.

It is time for the true Pope to gain the global recognition he deserves. I have written on this subject at more length here. Suffice it to say that humble priest Victor VonPentz is the true Pope at this time. Pope Linus II (as he is styled) has recently been accepted as a Third Order Associate of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre and has received the triple tiara, the diadem of Hortense, and bears on his arm the ancient embroidered ribboned maniple. Pope Linus II is fully trained in the Western Ambrosianic Rite (non collegian) and will be crowned in England as soon as the air fares are at a reasonable rate for us to embark on international travel.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03792937108732259684 priest’s wife

    no comments-anyone, anyone…?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03792937108732259684 priest’s wife

    no wonder 'Duane' is unmarried- going for the celibate priesthood? :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17691145638703824456 kkollwitz

    I'm wondering if I should mention the secret meaning of the Islamist tale of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, when juxtaposed with Christ's Forty Days in the Desert.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06962374096401238994 shadowlands

    Reading this man's words reminds me of how I used to feel after chatting with a theosophist acquaintance. Totally flummoxed!! I just used to smile and tell him how much Jesus loved him.I do think Duane is emotionally starved of any real love. I wonder if he's ticklish? Or if he ever smiles? I bet he was a sad child too. I feel a bit sorry for him, to be honest.I fear his salvation hinges on his continuing enjoyment of re-runs of the comedy classics. May he discover Del-boy, sharpish!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10503510474554718305 Just another mad Catholic

    Oh dear, so Duane is now officially a conclavist; good luck with that.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08416167145429479904 Ordinary Student

    I think Duane may be interested in exploring his vocation here: http://www.annunciationseminary.com/?p=58

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06684142528414196410 JM

    This post leaves me amused *and* perplexed.Traddies do see conspiracies everywhere, and do seem to harbor those with an anti-semitic strain. Easy targets in that way. But, they also seem theologically more sophisticated than this piece admits. Reading the pieces on Ratzinger in an older series in "New Order,' for example, they seemed harsh… and also exactingly accurate. For all the shredding of the likes of Rowan Williams among the Catholic faithful, Ratzinger at times in the past has sounded in his work almost like the ACBs twin. "In the Beginning…" is a good example. That phrase 'at times,' thankfully, is a key qualifier. The Pope is the Pope, and I am grateful for him. But Rome would help us by being more careful on how it navigates landmines and disputed historic creedal points (limbo another example). And Traddies have been a blessing in raising needed points, even if their manner has often been off.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11193714868806177485 Kevin

    I am a new reader; this posting may need an explanation for people like me.Thank you

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00518427385991447434 Dr. Eric

    Do I ruin the fun and fill Kevin in on the guest blogger posts or let him figure it out on his own?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12373317560249811006 Fr Longenecker

    Dr Eric. Tough one. Tell Kevin that it's satire and he'll feel stupid for not figuring it out. Don't tell him and he might continue to take it seriously and do his soul (and my reputation) harm…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17036402583131262918 diff

    This is brilliant! All the more so as I've spent the last week in conversation with a traditionalist blogger who fits this persona nearly exactly

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00518427385991447434 Dr. Eric

    Well, Father, I guess the problem is solved.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11193714868806177485 Kevin

    Thanks; I had actually interpreted several earlier posts as satire but Duane was bit over the top for my taste.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05622889649896392424 Sparrow Canyon

    Well written, father… I always enjoy the guests… Though I do worry about myself when I start agreeing with some of the Hon's talking points… :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16927506431388485893 Altar Ego

    Is Duane the primary editorial writer for the Catholic version of “The Onion?” – seems like he’s a great candidate for the “Small Bible, Big Gun” award!!!