Conversations with the Ogre

Conversations with the Ogre September 20, 2014
morano.vincent, Flickr C.C.

The Ogre (snarkily): “How’s your Manhattan?”

Me: “It’s delicious. I love Manhattans. What’s wrong with a Manhattan?”

The Ogre: “It’s just sort of an old person’s drink.”

Me: “No way! Manhattans are the new hotness.”

The Ogre: “You’re the new hotness, babe. The Manhattan is not.”

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